Translated by Koinuri
Edit by me
She was involved in a tragic lawn mower accident. Thank you.
Extreme couponing and sharp objects. Thank you.
LEAVE AN ANONYMOUS SECRET OR CONFESSION IN MY ASK THAT YOUVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE. NOW’S THE TIME TO GET THIS SHIT OFF YOUR CHEST
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
Advertising is fuckin weird man