epizkage:

sign me the fuck up

this is the wildest job advert ive ever seen

epizkage:

sign me the fuck up

this is the wildest job advert ive ever seen

sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

imaginehanniballecter:

Ah you’re watching Silence of the Lambs? I love that film. The way they just [clenches fist] silence all those lambs

avialum:

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

two of them

gotoh:

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two of them

ezekieru:

animeshittalk:

Get that weak loli shit out of here!

oh my fucking god

ezekieru:

animeshittalk:

Get that weak loli shit out of here!

oh my fucking god

cacnea:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

pussysista:

pussysista:

Just watched some porn where they literally spend 15 min playing wii at the beginning. I didn’t even skip it. I needed to see who won the tennis battle.

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