oh-god-yes:

Naw, look at you lot, with all your angsty Reichenbach songs…
No real reason for this. No real point to it. Stupid thing, really but HEY!

Platonic!! (Parody of “Toxic” by Britney Spears) 

Make sure you that can’t see the warnings

Cause I like you, so now I’m calling
Make you believe, I’m fallin’
But I’ll be fine like I’ve always been
The greatest trick that you’ve ever seen!
Make you believe, I’m givin’ in
Up high
Then jump down   
Time it well, decoy hits the ground
Do you get it now?

With a taste of the drugs that slow my heart

Lift my arm, rubber ball under
Safe in the truck, that’s just the start!
And I did it for you
Although we’re still platonic!
All of this was for you

Although we’re still platonic!

Okay I admit, I’ve given up
How dyu do it, Jim? Cos I’m outta luck
No, Slowly
Camera close-up…
One perk of getting around
Homeless network can form a crowd
Do you get it now?

While I’m braced for fall, I’m being smart
That cyclist knocks you over
Doctor stops you from taking part
And I did it for you
Although we’re still platonic!
And I’m in love with you

But I’m sure it’s platonic!

Are you sure we’re platonic?

And I’ll chase everyone whose taken part
His web must be thrown over

In three years time we’ll restart

‘Cos I’ll do it for you

Might not be so platonic…
and I’m in love with you

And it isn’t platonic!

So you’ll miss me now

But I’m still around

I’ll be safe and sound

Yeah we’ll have a row

And you’ll wonder how

At least we’re safe and sound

oh-god-yes:

Naw, look at you lot, with all your angsty Reichenbach songs…
No real reason for this. No real point to it. Stupid thing, really but HEY!

Platonic!! (Parody of “Toxic” by Britney Spears) 

Make sure you that can’t see the warnings

Cause I like you, so now I’m calling
Make you believe, I’m fallin’
But I’ll be fine like I’ve always been
The greatest trick that you’ve ever seen!
Make you believe, I’m givin’ in
Up high
Then jump down   
Time it well, decoy hits the ground
Do you get it now?

With a taste of the drugs that slow my heart

Lift my arm, rubber ball under
Safe in the truck, that’s just the start!
And I did it for you
Although we’re still platonic!
All of this was for you

Although we’re still platonic!

Okay I admit, I’ve given up
How dyu do it, Jim? Cos I’m outta luck
No, Slowly
Camera close-up…
One perk of getting around
Homeless network can form a crowd
Do you get it now?

While I’m braced for fall, I’m being smart
That cyclist knocks you over
Doctor stops you from taking part
And I did it for you
Although we’re still platonic!
And I’m in love with you

But I’m sure it’s platonic!

Are you sure we’re platonic?

And I’ll chase everyone whose taken part
His web must be thrown over

In three years time we’ll restart

‘Cos I’ll do it for you

Might not be so platonic…
and I’m in love with you

And it isn’t platonic!

So you’ll miss me now

But I’m still around

I’ll be safe and sound

Yeah we’ll have a row

And you’ll wonder how

At least we’re safe and sound